Genuine Student Exam Answers
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Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life.

What’s a Hindu? It lays eggs.

Name the four seasons – Salt, mustard, pepper, vinegar.

What changes happen to your body as you age? – When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter-continental.

Edward VI was a miner.

What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? – They’ll insist you’re well-endowed if you’re buying a house.

What is a co-operative? It’s a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spencer.

To prevent contraception,l wear a condominium.

How do you keep milk from turning sour? – Keep it in the cow.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

I’ve said goodbye to my boyhood, now I’m looking forward to my adultery.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

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