Genuine Student Exam Answers
posted 7-Jan-2018  ·  
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I’ve said goodbye to my boyhood, now I’m looking forward to my adultery.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? – Because he was dead.

When did Julius Caesar die? – A few days before his funeral.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

What is a turbine? – Something an Arab wears on his head.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

What is a terminal illness? – When you are sick at the airport.

The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

Christians go on pilgrimage to Lord’s.

The equator is a menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa.

Where was the Magna Carta signed? – At the bottom.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Momentum: what you give a person when they are going away.

Planet: a body of earth surrounded by sky.

Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.

Who invented King Arthur’s round table? – Sir Cumference.

What is a seizure? – A Roman emperor.

What is the fibula? – A small lie.

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