Genuine Excuses for Speeding
posted 14-Jan-2018  ·  
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I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.

I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet’s.

I was in the airport’s flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.

A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.

I had a severe bout of diarrhea and had to speed to a public toilet.

There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.

My friend just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.

The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.

The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.

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