A Woman’s Guide to Manspeak
posted 27-Jan-2018  ·  
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He says: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”

He means: “You’re the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.”

He says: “That’s women’s work.”

He means: “I don’t understand how to do it.”

He says: I’m a romantic.”

He means: “I’m poor.”

He says: “You look terrific.”

He means: “Please don’t try any more outfits—I’m dying for a pint.”

He says: “There’s only one cookie left.”

He means: “What are you going to have?”

He says: “Do you need a hand with dinner?”

He means: “Why the hell isn’t it on the table yet?”

He says: “Haven’t I seen you before?”

He means: “Nice ass.”

He says: “Of course, I‘m listening.”

He means: “What did you just say?”

He says: “I’d give you a call.”

He means: “I’d rather have my arm ripped off by wild dogs than see you again.”

He says: “I’ve been thinking a lot.”

He means: “You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”

He says: “I’m hungry.”

He means: “Fix me something to eat.”

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