CHAT-UP LINES
posted 18-Mar-2018  ·  
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Was your father an alien, because there’s nothing like you on earth?

Inheriting 90 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

I seem to have lost my way. Would you mind taking me with you?

If this bar is the meat market, you must be the prime rib.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

If I had 11 roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man  or will I do?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

I like your dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I know milk is good for your body, but, baby, how much have you been drinking?

Are we near the airport, or is that just my heart taking off?

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and I think it’s time to see If I’m right.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?


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