BOYS WILL BE BOYS
posted 1-Apr-2018  ·  
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What men say and what they actually mean:

“IT’S A GUY THING” means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, DARLING” or “YES, DEAR” means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” means: I have no idea how it works.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR” means: “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS” means: “I remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the registration numbers of every car I’ve owned but I forgot your birthday.”

“HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING” means: “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT” means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?” means: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU” means: “I haven’t the foggiest idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

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