DEFINING PROFESSIONS
posted 15-Apr-2018  ·  
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A philosopher is a person who doesn’t have a job but at least understands why.

An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody looks at her, looks at everybody.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

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