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A philosopher is a person who doesn’t have a job but at least understands why.

An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody looks at her, looks at everybody.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.



The original purpose of the United Nations was to win the Second World War.

Lebanon is the only country in Africa or the Middle East that doesn’t have a desert.

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