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Excerpts from real student essays and quiz answers:

“On April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.”

“George Washington marries Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. The Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.”

“Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.”



The oldest person in history smoked for 96 years.

None of an octopus’ limbs knows what any of the others are doing.

Bacteria remain eternally young.

The French for ’rehearsal’ is repetition.

Virtually all Koreans lack the gene that produces smelly armpits.

The energy needed to manufacture a new car is equivalent to just over a thousand liters of gasoline.

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