The World’s Stupidest Signs
posted 19-May-2018  ·  
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DANGER! PUBLIC MUST NOTE, TO KILL BABIES, INSERT THEM HEAD INTO BAG. CAREFULLY! THANK YOU!

          - From the plastic cover of a child’s surfboard

 

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

                                                             - In a safari park

 

MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING

                                                    - Sign in kitchen shop

 

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME!

                                                                - Outside a disco

 

CAUTION: WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN

                                                         - American road sign

 

JESUS IS COMING! NO BINGO ON SUNDAY

                                            - Notice outside a US church

 

IF YOU ARE SATISFACTORY PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS. IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFACTORY PLEASE TELL THE WAITER.

                                                   - In a Chinese restaurant

 

NO WALKING, SITTING OR PLAYING ON THE GRASS IN THIS PLEASURE PARK

                                                 - Notice in a London park

 

TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

- In a US guide to setting up a new computer found INSIDE the box

 

((The World’s Stupidest Signs/Michael O’Mara Books Limited)


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