Mangled English
posted 27-Aug-2018  ·  
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Bargain basement upstairs.

The meeting ot the road safety committee has been cancelled due to the chairman being involved in a road accident.

Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.

Dogs must be carried on the escalators.

Sign in a school cafeteria:

“Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.”

Sign in shop selling musical instruments:

“Bach in ten minutes.”

Happy Hours - 5pm to 7pm.

Automatic washing machine: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

(in a launderette)

Bus Stop. No waiting.

Torture chamber unsuitable for wheelchair users.

(on a castle wall)

All children travelling in this vehicle must be belted.

(on a school bus)

Friendly Self-Service.

(at a petrol station)

Caution: Water on road when raining.

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