Classroom howlers
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Q: Name the Romans’ greatest achievement.

A: Learning to speak Latin.

        

Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: It’s when the farmer does it instead of the bull.

Q: What is a seizure?

A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist upon?

A: That the customer is well-endowed.

Q: What is a terminal illness?

A: When someone is ill at the airport.

Q: What is artificial respiration commonly known as?

A: The kiss of death.

Q: What was Hitler’s secret weapon?

A: He used the dreaded Gaspacho.

Barbarians are small metal balls which help machines run smoothly.

Elijah went to Heaven in a fiery carrot.

The appearance of the anus in evolution was a massive breakthrough.


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