OLD HANDS
posted 4-Mar-2019  ·  
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Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance.

Old chemists never die; they just fail to react.

Old electricians never die; they just lose contact.

Old lawyers never die; they just threaten their doctor with malpractice.

Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.

Old professors never die; they just lose their faculties.

Old publishers never die; they just go out of print.

Old soldiers never die; young ones do.

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PROFESSIONALS

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An archaeologist is a person whose career is in ruins.

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

A banker is someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants is back the minute it begins to rain.


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