Pilot-Tower Conversations
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Pilot: "Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please."

Tower: "KLM 242 expect start up in two hours."

Pilot: "Please confirm: two hours delay?"

Tower: "Affirmative"

Pilot: "In that case, cancel the good morning!"

Tower: Lufthansa 893, number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

Pilot: Roger . (brief pause) . We've checked the workers, they are all working.

Pilot: "Tower, give me a rough time check."

Tower: "It´s Tuesday."

Pilot: "WHAT?"

Tower: "Tuesday afternoon ..."

Tower: "Say fuel state."

Pilot: "Fuel state."

Tower: "Say again."

Pilot: "Again."

Tower: "Arghl, give me your fuel!"

Pilot: "Sorry, need it by myself..."

Controller: "Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?"

Pilot: "Negative, Sir. It's only the same pilot.

Controller: "Mission 123, do you have problems?"

Pilot: "I think, I have lost my compass."

Controller: "Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!"

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