Top Books Which Have No Content
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  1. The Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages
  2. Safe Places To Travel in the United States
  3. The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
  4. Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity
  5. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush
  6. Consumer Marketing Ethics
  7. Popular Lawyers
  8. Career Opportunities for History Majors
  9. Everything Men Know About Women

10.  Things I Can’t Afford by Bill Gates

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Great Female Comebacks

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”

“It’s in the phone book.”

“But I don’t know your name.”

“It’s in the phone book too.”

“Haven’t we met before?”

“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD clinic.”

“Your place or mine?”

“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“Is this seat empty?”

“Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.”

“I know how to please a woman.”

“Then please leave me alone.”

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a female impersonator.”

“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”

“DO NOT ENTER.”

“I’d go through anything for you.”

“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”


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