Intentional language misuse
posted 24-Jul-2019  ·  
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Q: What do you do when you come to a full stop?

A: Get off the bus.

Q: What is Baden-Powell connected with?

A: A hyphen.

Q: Where is Hadrian’s Wall?

A: Around Hadrian’s Garden.

Q: What is the opposite of “woe”?

A: Giddy up!

Q. What advice would you give someone handling dangerous chemicals?

A: Be very very careful.

Q: What does the Bible say about those who live by the sword?

A: That they will get shot by those who have a gun.

Q: How can you delay turning milk sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Crabs are crushed Asians.

One way the Jews and Arabs can settle the crisis in the Middle East is to sit down and discuss things like good Christians.

Joan of Arc was condomed to death.

Salome danced naked before Harrods.

The pelvis protect the gentiles.

The sickle in the Russian flag stands for chopping people’s heads off.

The life of a frog is extremely boring but they get used to it.

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