posted 14-Sep-2019  ·  
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Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

All generalizations are false.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Few women admit their age. Few men act it.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

Don’t steal. The government hates competition.

Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.

How can I get in your way when you don’t even have one?

Don’t drink and drive… You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you don’t like the news, go out and make some of your own.

If you are psychic, think “HONK.”

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