REASONS FOR MEN
posted 19-Oct-2019  ·  
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman married a man expecting him to change, but he doesn’t.  A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything that a man says after that is the beginning of another argument.

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


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