In-Flight Announcements
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“Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed for you before we arrive.”

“Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Arrow Airlines.”

“Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our complements.”

“Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.”

“Last one off the plane must clean it.”

And from the pilot during his welcome message: “We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight.”

After a particularly windy and bumpy final approach, “Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our aeroplane to the gate!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Braveheart and his magnificent crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.


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